Payton: Are you lesbian?
Me: o_O Do you know what that means?
Payton: Yeah, it's, like, a culture.
Me: ... Payton, do you mean Lebanese?
Payton: Oh, yeah! That's it!
Payton: Julia, your keychain perfectly describes you. You're, like, wicked smart!
Then, later that day...
Zach: Aren't the Backstreet Boys dead?
(Way to keep me balanced, guys.)
Me: So, on Halloween how about I pick you up from school in my Dinosaur costume?
Payton and Zach: OMG NOOOOO PLEASE NOOOO JULIA NOOOOO.
Me: What's that? Yes? Okay, good. I'm excited, too.
Oh my goodness, the kids I babysit are just too much.